Peoples! Gitcherselves good AND ready, for the arrival of the Great Dane is imminent:
I'm talkin' 'bout Dana guest 2loggin' up in this BIZNASTY.
Yep, yep--you need to WATCH THE EFF OUT, if you please. Dana, when not destroying your face with whizbang 2loggery the likes of which you have not yet experienced, she is makin' films of the awesome variety with her production company, Where's My Sled Productions, where she just completed writing, directing, and editing Triptych, in which I had the good fortune to perform. She is also one of the masterminds behind Sarah's View, the Twitter sensation that was almost too hot for America to handle.
Our company has a feature on its website which allows users to initiate an IM chat session. Such a chat was initiated today by user "Chase," who wanted to know why his/her card was declined. I looked up the account and saw that the response message from the bank when we tried to run Chase's card was, "Do Not Honor," which usually means that the card is either overdrawn or reported as being stolen. When I relayed this information to Chase, this was the reply:
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If you have any idea what the shit this means, please let me know. Until then, I'm going to hide under the bed.
As inevitably happens, the dance-bizzlies go crinky-dunque
Matt Singer joins us live in-studio to inaugurate the brand new Hootenanny Studios, where busybody refrigerators and subterranean forms of mass transit may try, but can never prevent us from bringing you The Good Times. Matt performs several hot jams, the Lu warns us against the dangers of local riff-raff, plus the long-awaited debut of “Eugene’s Business,” a one-act play of dubious origins. The Good Times are but one click away!
Dudes--one of my dearest, oldest friends recently interviewed JAMES EFFING CAMERON at the offices of the Wall Street Journal, and in addition to that being just insanely cool, it's also a really insightful, smart interview. I think he does an amazing job of talking to James Cameron as an artist rather than a commodity, and you can hear the actual curiosity in his voice, which is something that I find lacking in most interiews. Check it out if you dig Avatar, James Cameron, or movie culture in general. Congrats, Mr. Crook!
In which the origin of the show is (mostly) explained in decidedly new-agey terms, our Panel of Distinguished Experts waxes nostalgic about their favorite all-time pairs of shoes, and Texas Cowboy Poetry Week is heartily celebrated.
